kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

(via bastille)

sobersexting:

being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

(via pizza)

teenscoolest:

losing everything but weight

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

(Source: fstw, via pizza)

(Source: methpool, via bastille)

avolating:

I want a relationship, not necessarily for sex but just someone to tell everything to and have movie nights with takeaway and just someone to trust

(Source: timid, via generalbooty)

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

senhoritaugly:

I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover

I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and I said I “didn’t get it” and he went “it’s funny because you’re a woman working in a kitchen”

And I just stared at him until he got how stupid he sounded

let them feel their ignorance burn into their souls

(Source: plantaplanta, via generalbooty)

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carlyhelenaxo:

parkingstrange:

ghoustly:

wedding ring

omg

accurate

deardeerling:

do you ever just use an emoticon or phrase ONCE and then all of a sudden it makes up 99% of your daily vocabulary

(via generalbooty)

(Source: meliong, via generalbooty)

mareeps:

still not sure what exactly math is

(Source: neptunain, via perks-of-being-chinese)

vagaboninheels:

school makes me want to end my life but then again so does watery ketchup 

(Source: 0beisance, via stabs)

fake-mermaid:

why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

(Source: tattyz, via astound)