ichthyologee:

this is too real

ichthyologee:

this is too real

(Source: theonion, via officialwhitegirls)

shitshilarious:

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional 

shitshilarious:

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional 

(via okaymad)

sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

(via bastille)

(via astound)

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

(Source: antiteen, via perks-of-being-chinese)

rubennfigueiredo:

I was without internet for a day and found that I live with other people, so I sit with them at the table for dinner, I think is my family 

(via doughnot)

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

(via itchybutts)

majesty:

fav

majesty:

fav

laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

(via bastille)

brianmalik:

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

(via okaymad)

dynastylnoire:

thatdudeemu:

darvinasafo:

Rest In Power

Boyce “Scoop” Coleman

RIP

noooooooooooooooo

(via gangstapayne)

tattru:

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

image

(Source: bruhnett, via okaymad)

australian-government:

tvviter:

australian-government:

fun fact: babies in most cases are younger than adults

Actually all babies are younger than adults

excuse you, what about Benjamin Button? Check your facts next time you uncultured swine

(via australian-government)

australian-government:

awesome-fucking-australian:

buzzkill

sources say he issued the aforementioned statement after discovering his heart temperature and ice are the same. 

australian-government:

awesome-fucking-australian:

buzzkill

sources say he issued the aforementioned statement after discovering his heart temperature and ice are the same. 

(via australian-government)